clear-cutting the inhuman condition and subverting the e-card paradigm with original comics (well, the captions are mine anyway).
Ooooooh! Very dark, D.Perchance, was the first aid instructor also a Roman Catholic priest?Zorba
Public school P.E. teacher in SoCal, circa 1978. Strange days, indeed. Most peculiar, mama. ;-)
How awful! Of course, this has been going on a much longer time than that, and shows no sign of slowing down. :-(Zorba
The mouth to mouth thing is made up, found the image and riffed on it. But this creep would do other stuff, his most blatant was a few times a week, at the end of the PE period, he'd yell "Soap Check!" This meant we had to shower and soap, then each parade past him so he could make sure were were properly lathered. "You need more down there," he'd say. Or, "Put more on your arms." Or whatever else. Egad. Took me several years to put two and two together, but when I did...ick.